Richard E Rich Academy 3rd Grade Parents
Were you happy with the 3rd Grade Class Parents’ handling of the following issues?
- Homeroom teacher drinking heavily on Parents’ Night
- Renee’s mom blocking the dropoff line by getting out of her car to gossip about the homeroom teacher’s drinking
- Parent Meeting to discuss the homeroom teacher’s drinking
- Exclusion of Renee’s dad from Parent Meeting
- Renee’s dad hogging two parking places with his oversized SUV at Parent Meeting after hearing about it at the last minute and arriving late
- Lack of gluten-free, vegetarian or vegan snacks at Exclusive Parent Meeting
- Fight between Renee’s parents at Exclusive Unhealthy Parent Meeting
- Intervention on Renee’s Dad for his anger issues and possible drunkenness at Exclusive Unhealthy Violent Parent Meeting
- Accidental (?) Reply-All email about backstory of Renee’s parents’ divorce
- Need for sensitivity to substance abuse issues as mental health concerns among faculty reflecting pandemic stress and low salaries
- Accidental (?) leak of teacher’s salaries and benefits package by parent on Board of Trustees
- Investigation into the inexplicably high salary of the part-time shop teacher and mysterious double 401K accounts for Head of School
- Fundraising for homeroom teacher’s rehab stay not covered by skimpy school insurance plan
- Arranging care rota for homeroom teacher’s dog while she is at rehab
- Fundraising for surgery for homeroom teacher’s dog run over by Renee’s dad
- Investigation into pilfered funds from teacher fundraiser
- Confrontation with Renee’s mom over funds she stole
- Exclusive Parent Meeting About Problems With Renee’s Parents
- Exclusive Parent Meeting not accessible to homeroom teacher’s injured dog
- Exclusive Non-Accessible Parent Meeting not sensitive to the mental health issues created for Renee by her parents
- Fundraiser for therapy dog for Renee at Exclusive Non-Accessible Insensitive Parent Meeting
- Homeroom teacher bitten by Renee’s therapy dog at welcome home party
- Fundraiser for rehab for Renee’s therapy dog
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Your Class Parents
–Renee’s Mom
–Renee’s Dad
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