Alternative Senior Superlative Ideas
Most Likely To Later Realize that Being a People Pleaser and an Overachiever Does Not Make You Happy
Most likely to Suffer Lifelong Damage From Football Injuries After Being Pressured To Play Through
Most Likely To Be Overlooked For The Top Science Prize Because of Their Race and Later Make An Important Scientific Discovery
Most Likely To Realize That His Mother Did All His High School Homework and He Can’t Cope in College
Most Likely To Later Realize That They Were Undiagnosed Dyslexic and That’s Why School Was So Hard
Most Likely to Later Acknowledge That They Were a Bully and That The School Enabled Their Toxic Masculine Behavior Instead of Urging Him To Get Help With the Abuse They Suffered At Home
Most Likely To Blow The Whistle On The Sexually Harassing Teacher Ten Years Later
Most Likely To Become a Teacher and Try To Support the Nerd Students Better than She Was Supported
Most Likely To Realize That Being on the Cheer Team Set Her Up for a Lifetime of Being in a Supporting Role Instead of the Being the Main Character
Most Likely To Pressure Freshman Girls Into Sex and Spread an STD
Most Likely To Keep Enjoying Playing The Piano for the Rest of Their Lives Despite Not Winning the State Competition, Being chosen for the Senior Night Concert, or Getting a Music Scholarship
Most Likely to Realize That They Don’t Identify With Their Assigned Gender At Birth–Wait, That’s Private! Personal Stuff Should Not Be Made into Public Entertainment at School Events
Most Likely To Have Bought His Prizewinning Senior Essay Online from an Essay Mill
Most Likely To Realize Winning the National Debate Prize Encouraged Them To See Everything As An Argument To Win and Undermined Their Personal Relationships Ever After
Most Likely To Remember the Constant Fear and Work in State Government for Gun Control
Most Likely To Confront the Known Rapist At the 10th Reunion
Most Likely To Never Be Mentioned in the Yearbook and Later to Become Rich and Famous
Most Likely to Do All the Work On Putting Together the Yearbook After the Seniors Are In College and Bail. You Are the Better Person, Chanique.
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