Note to Second Grade Parents From Mrs. Smith: Classroom Supply Wish List
- The pencils that should be paid for by the school district.
- The books publishers price gouge on.
- A clear backpack for Christopher whom many angry parents suspect will be the next school shooter in case he brings a gun to school.
- Gummies for teachers stressed out by the start of school who just want some time with their colleagues to discuss Christopher.
- A weekend backpack of food for Christopher who it turns out does not eat at home.
- Pants, shirts, and socks for Christopher who has outgrown his clothes.
- Cost of living pay increase for teachers so they can afford the gas money to drive to meet Christopher’s social worker three towns away.
- A bag of skittles to eat in the staff room when overwhelmed by a feeling of prickly sadness about Christoper and just barely maintaining the flickering flame of the will to keep teaching.
- A teddy bear for Christopher who is tender-hearted and has no toys.
- Bullets for teachers who are School Marshals.
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