To raise money for the Senior Class Gift this year, seniors banded together to sell this “Don’t Ask Me About College” t-shirt.
As springtime acceptances and rejections roll in, the pressure to discuss your hopes and dreams becomes unbearable. This t-shirt is perfect for wearing to the dining hall when you have to sit at the Snarky Competitive Table, or for family gatherings when your Nosy Greatgrandfather wants to talk about how he got into Yale with a C+ average and $200.
All proceeds were pooled and, instead of being donated to the school as usual, the funds were gifted to the student who applied to the most colleges and got into the least. Students who could not afford to apply to or go to college were given a free t-shirt out of the fundraiser profits.
The fundraiser is over and the winner remains anonymous. However, if you want your own T-shirt to fend off Pesky Parents or Annoying Neighbors, you can buy it from the Association of Imaginary Schools Zazzle link above. T-shirts are available in all sizes and colors.