Applications are being accepted for next year’s Senior Year Abroad program. We will charge you an extra $45,000 on top of tuition which will not cover your airfare, expensive calls home crying in the middle of the night, entirely new wardrobe to fit in in another culture, emergency trips to visit your US boyfriend, ER visits for alcohol poisoning or visits to prostitutes.
Studies show that students consume at least 50% more alcohol on foreign school trips than at home, so be sure to budget for that as well. The fees do cover the expenses of three faculty chaperones and the Dean’s Exploratory Committee Foreign Junket.
Senior Year Abroad is a time-honored tradition that gives students the chance to smoke unfiltered cigarettes in public, drink anywhere any time, and hang out with other rich Americans. Girls will learn to fend off different types of sexual harassment and objectification and boys will become familiar with new forms of gender privilege. Here is a chance for your child to experience and or practice diverse types of racism they have not encountered at home.
This program will prepare your child for future upper-middle-class international vacations, sex tourism, and annoying name-dropping of products you can only get in Europe.
A non-refundable application fee and substantial initial deposit are due at the time of your application for this inclusive diversity-promoting opportunity.