{"id":4468,"date":"2022-04-01T20:30:53","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T20:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schoolnewstoday.com\/?p=4468"},"modified":"2023-06-26T08:50:55","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T13:50:55","slug":"history-cat-friday-office-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/schoolnewstoday.com\/history-cat-friday-office-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"History Cat: Friday Office Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><strong>History Cat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are our office cat<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Or are we your office<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say cats<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Domesticated humans<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And are still wild<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In claw and paw*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Anthropology feeds you<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maybe Mathematics too<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Perhaps Sociology<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Finds your fancy<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With your feral tail and your<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vicious seductive grin<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am a part-timer<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So no healthcare for me<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But you, august creature,<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We all paid for your\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ear to be bandaged<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After you savaged the<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Other cat on campus<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And you won<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Though you love the<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">History Department<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We do not know your history<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What you think of us<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What kittens what tom cats<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What wild nights of song<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Only your grudges against<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cups on the edge of tables<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Canned tuna since<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You prefer the packets<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your antipathy for Bob<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the Business office<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When you walk over<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our keyboards and\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Type your sudden<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Annoying little poems<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We are the other<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Animals in the office<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We lick our fingers<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Feed on findings<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Use the boxes they give us<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For pee and poop<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If I could I would<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Scratch Sandy who stole<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">My chance at promotion<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And scar her face<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But I don\u2019t do that<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tamed, trained, tired<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Lesser lions never<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Rest or roam<\/span>\u200b<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Ticky Kennedy<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Reclusive Poet in Residence<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/schoolnewstoday.com\/\">SchoolNewsToday.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>NOTE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cats domesticated themselves, ancient DNA shows<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. 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