{"id":4759,"date":"2022-04-29T14:16:36","date_gmt":"2022-04-29T14:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schoolnewstoday.com\/?p=4759"},"modified":"2023-06-26T08:50:46","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T13:50:46","slug":"school-chaperone-friday-office-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/schoolnewstoday.com\/school-chaperone-friday-office-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"School Chaperone: Friday Office Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><b>School Chaperone<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here are some<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of the things that they<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Say never happened<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In Washington DC<br \/><\/span>But they did<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One student<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Disappeared for<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The worse part<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Of a day<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No explanation<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A girl had<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Drugs in her bag<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She tossed them<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Right before<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Security, so stupid<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">For two days<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I slept in my<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Humid hotel room<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And watched movies<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just to cry<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every night I<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Could hear<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tray and Tony<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the parking lot<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I let them<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The kids bought<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some pills from<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A pusher in<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The park by<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The hotel shuttle<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They were so<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Excited this was<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The real tourism<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At home they<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Get drugs on an app<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I confiscated the pills<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And I enjoyed<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Every tiny one<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Even if they were<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Only baking soda<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">There was<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So much vomit<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the girls&#8217; toilet<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The hotel wouldn\u2019t<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Clean it<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some of your kids<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Had never used<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A plunger or<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A toilet brush<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Let alone Lysol<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s what they<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Learned on the<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">School trip where<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We skipped the<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Supreme Court<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To go back<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To the drugs<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the airport<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Any of us could<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Have gone to jail<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am supposed to<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stop them from<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Having fun<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And not have<br \/><\/span>Any fun myself<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who is to say<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What is dangerous<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And what is not<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I might have died<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From those pills<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">\u2013Ticky Kennedy<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 80px;\">Poet in Residence<br \/>SchoolNewsToday.com<\/p>\n<p><b>NOTE<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">FAQ regarding different legal aspects of school-sponsored field trips<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Q <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Can I search a student\u2019s belongings prior to leaving for a field trip?<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Schools that wish to search student belongings or lodging accommodations for &#8220;suspicionless&#8221; 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