Noting that Concordia University is offering online classes prepared by a professor who has subsequently died, Fred’s University is looking into the possibility of using dead administrators to execute some tasks.
This experimental program will repurpose existing emails, tweets, and PowerPoint presentations from departed administrators. The program is expected to save time on repetitive administrative tasks and money on salaries.
Fred’s University projects that as many as half as all administrators could be converted to Zombie by 2029.
The President of the Teacher’s Union noted how offensive this plan is in the face of the current pandemic and the threat of death that current staff work under. In response, the Dean’s Office sent an email which began, “In these troubled times…” and appears to have been penned by a Zombie Admin App.