Fred’s University
Fred’s University is a proudly bottom-tier university that exists for the purpose of satire, spoof and humor. Although the beer is real, Fred’s University is entirely imaginary.
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Smoking Abroad
Read More: Smoking AbroadSenior Year Abroad Program offers expensive chance to smoke anywhere, drink openly, experience diverse forms of racism and sexual harassment.
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The Real Imposter
Read More: The Real ImposterFred’s University Psychology Department Imposter Syndrome Conference organizer reveals everyone is in fact an imposter including the keynote speaker.
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Sanitizer Scandal
Read More: Sanitizer ScandalDean Darlingdeal, a Trump cronie, took a kickback on a massive contract for hand-sanitizer in 2020, even when he knew the virus was mostly airborne.
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Race to Cure Narcissism
Read More: Race to Cure NarcissismFred’s University receives a substantial donation towards the fight to win the cure for narcissism.
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Goodbye Racist Emergency Call Boxes
Read More: Goodbye Racist Emergency Call BoxesBlue Light Emergency Call Boxes on 92% of campuses found to be useless in preventing crime.
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Beauty Tips for Zoom
Read More: Beauty Tips for ZoomHow to Look Better on Zoom? Don’t let your entitlement show, keep an eye on your mansplaining, watch your racist assumptions, use your ears.
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Smaller Talk
Read More: Smaller TalkFred’s University’s new Department of Podcasting launches an app to cut annoying chitchat out of podcasts.
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Your Little Prince Laundry Service
Read More: Your Little Prince Laundry ServiceYour Little Prince Student Laundry Service serves up sexism and classism on campus.
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Period Poverty Protest Makes A Splash
Read More: Period Poverty Protest Makes A SplashStudents protest for free period products to fight period poverty in their school. Protesters removed toilet paper from the men’s bathroom.
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Quarantine Office Tasks You Can Do From Home
Read More: Quarantine Office Tasks You Can Do From HomeHushing up sexual harassment, taking the fall for a dementing dean, ignoring blatant racism, doctoring tax returns
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Consultants Eliminate Faculty
Read More: Consultants Eliminate FacultyConsultants suggest eliminating faculty as a cost-cutting measure for schools. Money saved on teaching can be used for more consultants.
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Concussion Club
Read More: Concussion ClubCaptain Crunch has called the first totally secret meeting of the Concussion Club.
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Parents Hiding From Children Behind Devices Through History
Read More: Parents Hiding From Children Behind Devices Through HistoryParents used to hide from their kids behind newspapers!
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How to Hover
Read More: How to HoverA serious look at the range of parenting techniques available in a parent’s ‘garage’ for tackling parenting.
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Is it fair? Stats on False Stats
Read More: Is it fair? Stats on False StatsWhite administrator promoted after falsifying school statistics. Black student expelled at end of the season after coach falsifies stats
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Hopeless Teacher’s Union Logo Meeting
Read More: Hopeless Teacher’s Union Logo MeetingTeachers decide to put a car on their Union logo to symbolize how far they have to drive in a day while holding down multiple jobs to make a living.
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Dickensian Essay Mills
Read More: Dickensian Essay MillsUnrest among the students and professors who toil in the essay mills at low wages writing essays for peanuts
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How To Milk The Pharma Cash Cow
Read More: How To Milk The Pharma Cash CowDr. Littlepill shared that he enjoyed corporate press junkets to luxury resorts with his young graduate student girlfriend. Bottoms up!
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Kid-Friendly Candy Flavor E-Cigarettes
Read More: Kid-Friendly Candy Flavor E-CigarettesNew E-cigarettes available in a variety of kid-friendly candy-flavored varieties. A satirical look at vaping for kids.
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All Schools Benefit from Admissions Bribery Scandal
Read More: All Schools Benefit from Admissions Bribery ScandalThe college admissions bribery scandal has benefitted schools by publicizing the steps you can take to offer a legal bribe for admission.
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Born on Third Base
Read More: Born on Third BaseQ: What is the definition of a preppie?A: Someone who was born on third base and thinks they have hit a triple?
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Help for Self-Help
Read More: Help for Self-HelpLast night Fred’s University was proud to host a talk by noted self-help writer Sam Selly in the newly-constructed Palace of Donors. Sam Selly was on the last leg of his tour promoting his best-selling self-help sensation Anyone Can Succeed. Two members of the audience peppered Sam Selly with questions. Crusty Curmudgeon, Emeritus Professor of…
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Student Device Use Analysis Report
Read More: Student Device Use Analysis ReportA consultant’s very expensive report concludes what everyone already knew: students use their screen time for flirting and porn.
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Frackademia!
Read More: Frackademia!The Union of Concerned Scientists reports that “Industry interests have too often skewed the outcome of academic studies of fracking, producing questionable, industry-friendly reports from several universities—a phenomenon that has been dubbed “frackademia”. In keeping with these important current academic norms, Fred’s University is moving to bring its fracking research into line with fracking…
